With the release this week of the video for “Homecoming,” featuring Coldplay front man and "huge pussy" Chris Martin, rapper Kanye West continues his long tradition of collaborating with really lame white douche bags. No stranger to douche bags, West has previously teamed up with a multitude of over-emotional pussy rock stars including such notable douche bags as John Mayer, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and Sting.Chris Martin rose to fame as the singer for "Coldplay" a band who's douchiness is surpassed only by its wussiness. Martin previously contributed his douchebaggery to the track "Beach Chair" off rapper Jay-Z's mediocre come back record and corporate tie-in, "Kingdom Come." The track has been widely described as "an embarrassment for everyone involved." When reached for comment, Kanye West expressed his admiration for Martin’s previous work and added, “He’s a huge pussy. This record is gonna be huge. I should know.”
Sources close to the rapper report he is currently in talks with several douchebags including U2 frontman Bono and members of the emo band Panic at the Disco regarding future projects.
Other rapper/douche bag collaborations of note include Jay-Z’s album “Collision Course” with rap/rock pussies Linkin Park, Lil Wayne’s remix of "Arms Race" by emo pussies Fall Out Boy and anyone who ever collaborated with Blink 182 drummer and reality television douche bag Travis Barker.
Kanye West - Homecoming Feat. douche bag Chris Martin
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