With the release this week of the video for “Homecoming,” featuring Coldplay front man and "huge pussy" Chris Martin, rapper Kanye West continues his long tradition of collaborating with really lame white douche bags. No stranger to douche bags, West has previously teamed up with a multitude of over-emotional pussy rock stars including such notable douche bags as John Mayer, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and Sting.Chris Martin rose to fame as the singer for "Coldplay" a band who's douchiness is surpassed only by its wussiness. Martin previously contributed his douchebaggery to the track "Beach Chair" off rapper Jay-Z's mediocre come back record and corporate tie-in, "Kingdom Come." The track has been widely described as "an embarrassment for everyone involved." When reached for comment, Kanye West expressed his admiration for Martin’s previous work and added, “He’s a huge pussy. This record is gonna be huge. I should know.”
Sources close to the rapper report he is currently in talks with several douchebags including U2 frontman Bono and members of the emo band Panic at the Disco regarding future projects.
Other rapper/douche bag collaborations of note include Jay-Z’s album “Collision Course” with rap/rock pussies Linkin Park, Lil Wayne’s remix of "Arms Race" by emo pussies Fall Out Boy and anyone who ever collaborated with Blink 182 drummer and reality television douche bag Travis Barker.
Kanye West - Homecoming Feat. douche bag Chris Martin
Kanye West's "Glow In The Dark" mixtape is available for free download HERE.
21 comments:
Hilarious! The energy in the writing is crazy! Yerp, you have to admit, Kanye is making a cwazy trend out of these collabos....only time will tell! Nice........
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo I do not fucks w/kanye nor the lame crackers he rolls with, you feel me? not at all.
Really Ye? thats all you got? man, whens yr collabo w/some real Chicago shit? I thought your man Bumpy was gonna drop but it looks like all you wanna do is play piano w/elton john and shit. bring it back the hood!
Really Ye? thats all you got? man, whens yr collabo w/some real Chicago shit? I thought your man Bumpy was gonna drop but it looks like all you wanna do is play piano w/elton john and shit. bring it back the hood!
What happened to me?
I love Coldplay, there melodies are soothing and they don't curse.
delightful!
JK, LOL!
ROTFL!
Coldplay? That be on some yuppie shit, like straight Skull and Bones style. I mean thats like taking yr girl Buffy up to Cape Cod for the weekend in docksiders saying, "oh whats to be done with this Kanye West?"
you feel me bitches?
Dj Khald fuck you to you bitch ass We Da Best!!!!!!!!!! G-Unit
khalded's a bitch... 'im so hood' was a big radio hit, same with we takin ova but i never was really feelin that shit.
that persian bitch (no offense to persians) needs other people to sell records. Imagine a record of Just Khaled. thats right, none of you want to imagine that haha. that "we daaa beeessst" shit is corny... sad.
Ross is Fake, suchin the real rick ross dick for real. Dis nigga never hustled, he completed college with a football scholarship. Name one sports nigga in your city that's on his way to gettin a scholarship, has scouts lookin at him, and is out there in the streets pushin bricks????? I rest my case. Now he a BOSS, fuck outta here, dude all over Trick Daddy old shit rappin on some off brand nigga shit. Just cause he fat don't mean he eatin good, it just mean he FAT, ya digg!
at joe is about to get jaruled fat fuck u should of shut the fuck up and sat down like you were told 50 is the truth 4000 /225000 downloads vs 4600 i think you lost, rick ross is hot i love to see 50 and him work together . i cant stand khaled why is he even being on those tracks we the best you mean they the best you dont even have 1 hot bar to spitt loser do us all a favor and shut the fuck up but for the rest of them jezzy /ross/luda /piles you guys make some crazy ass hits need some more for the summer please work together wit g unit that shit will really finish off that fat bitch and stop saying crack 20 times every verse you starting to sound like khaled you even look like him to fat losers
hell naw kinfolk...50 cent and rick ross are cool...Rick Ross was on this is 50.com hosting the top ten countdown........ggggggggggggggggggg unit.
Kanyeeeeeezy the best!
Kanye sweet as cotton candy you hear me lick that shit like a popcicle stick...mmmmm
Thanks for the link. Your blog is hilarious. Really funny stuff.
leave that nice white boy alone. he ain't never done nothin to ya'lls.
Ray Cizzassh!!!!!! Drop and give me fifty!
That Glow In the Dark mixtape is garbage, pharrel look like an alien, yo.
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