Hopelessly unrecouped rapper Max B received a paltry smattering of publicity today for a shooting that has been called "the most exciting thing to happen to the rapper's career in years." While the rapper has no formal releases scheduled from any existing labels, he is hoping that the incident will drum up mild interest in an upcoming mixtape and allow him to take a much needed break from bagging groceries at his local Key Foods supermarket.Max B called Murder 4 Life to comment, but we didn't accept the charges.
10 comments:
FIRRRRSSSTTTTT!!!!!
YO Max B be the waviest rapper in NY, best believe that Harlem cares. I would give the nucca a band-aid. Why you gotta hate on a playa?
Listen B, dude ain't Ballllllllin like Jim Jones...The hood has that shit on heavy rotation in the clubs. My shorty won't even lick my pole if I don't make it rain.
I'm Thirsty for some Haterade.....I drink Max B's Vitamin Water without even askin. Now thats Disrespect!
Whatever, fuck that dude, he had his publicist call the media about him being shot.
he sucks at rapping, and at life
Do you think this is some kind of game? Nuccas gettin wet up in NYC on the real. My Grandpa got shot up gettin his Social Security checks on the low.
Do you think this is some kind of game? Nuccas gettin wet up in NYC on the real. My Grandpa got shot up gettin his Social Security checks on the low.
Nuck if you Buck
Who's Max B?
I think Max B was making my fries at Mc Donalds yesterday.
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