Showing posts with label Glow In The Dark Tour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glow In The Dark Tour. Show all posts

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Lupe Fiasco Wedgied

Following a performance last night at the Key Arena in Seattle, Washington, rapper and self-described “nerd” Lupe Fiasco was reportedly the victim of a vicious wedgie. Fiasco, real name Wasalu Muhammad Jaco, was in town for the opening night of Kanye West’s “Glow in the Dark” tour, which also featured performances by R&B star Rihanna (the poor man's Beyonce), and genre bending rap/rock group N.E.R.D (commonly referred to among hip hop fans as “Pharrell and those other tools”).

According to sources close to the rapper, shortly after leaving the stage he was confronted by two men described as “mean bullies.” The two men allegedly confronted the rapper, calling him names and questioning his gender before tossing his rhyme notebook into a nearby puddle. The two men then yanked up the rapper’s underwear waistband in a maneuver commonly referred to as a “wedgie.”

When reached for comment, a shaken and tearful Fiasco told Murder4Life, “Those guys are jerks! I was just minding my business and these guys just came and picked on me.” While the rapper did not threaten retribution for the bullying, he did vow to “tell Kanye” about the incident.

Lupe Fiasco, a Chicago-based rapper and probable virgin rose to fame after appearing on Kanye West’s hit single “Touch the Sky.” While his records have not faired well in the commercial marketplace, he has been able to gain some notoriety as an “intelligent rapper.” The "intelligent" classification is due in large part to the recent popularity of hip hop hailing from the Southern portion of America. Southern hip-hop, known primarily for its crude boastfulness and graphic references to genitalia, has set the bar for classifying hip hop as “intelligent” surprisingly low in recent years. This has allowed Lupe to retain the title of “intelligent rapper,” despite the fact that the subject matter of most of his songs center around the activities of friendless high school drop-outs, namely video games, cartoons and skateboarding.

The two suspects in the wedgie-ing remain at large and security officials for the “Glow in the Dark” tour are currently assessing whether additional security is required for future dates. Lupe has requested that his mother be flown out for his protection for the remainder of the tour.

Details of the attack remain sketchy and it was not known at press time whether the rapper was also the victim of an “Indian Burn” and whether the wedgie was of the normal variety or an “atomic wedgie.” The next tour stop for the “Glow in the Dark” tour is the ARCO Arena in Sacramento, California on Saturday night.

The "Glow In The Dark" tour mixtape featuring Lupe Fiasco is available for free download HERE.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Kanye West collaborates with another lame white douche bag

With the release this week of the video for “Homecoming,” featuring Coldplay front man and "huge pussy" Chris Martin, rapper Kanye West continues his long tradition of collaborating with really lame white douche bags. No stranger to douche bags, West has previously teamed up with a multitude of over-emotional pussy rock stars including such notable douche bags as John Mayer, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and Sting.

Chris Martin rose to fame as the singer for "Coldplay" a band who's douchiness is surpassed only by its wussiness. Martin previously contributed his douchebaggery to the track "Beach Chair" off rapper Jay-Z's mediocre come back record and corporate tie-in, "Kingdom Come." The track has been widely described as "an embarrassment for everyone involved." When reached for comment, Kanye West expressed his admiration for Martin’s previous work and added, “He’s a huge pussy. This record is gonna be huge. I should know.”

Sources close to the rapper report he is currently in talks with several douchebags including U2 frontman Bono and members of the emo band Panic at the Disco regarding future projects.

Other rapper/douche bag collaborations of note include Jay-Z’s album “Collision Course” with rap/rock pussies Linkin Park, Lil Wayne’s remix of "Arms Race" by emo pussies Fall Out Boy and anyone who ever collaborated with Blink 182 drummer and reality television douche bag Travis Barker.

Kanye West - Homecoming Feat. douche bag Chris Martin

Kanye West's "Glow In The Dark" mixtape is available for free download HERE.