Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Baby D readies concept album detailing the rise and fall of the Ottoman Empire

Atlanta, Georgia – This Wednesday, Koch Records announced plans to release the latest Baby D album, a prodigious three disc set entitled “OTTO MAN.” Throughout the three discs, Baby D, ne Donald B., a noted amateur history scholar and rap artist, plans to detail the rise and fall of the Ottoman Empire.

A Koch records spokesman, made the announcement Wednesday, adding, “We are incredibly excited to be working with Baby D on this exciting project. I think this will signal a sea change in the rap community in which artists cease speaking on trivial matters such as material wealth and drug use and begin to chronicle the great civilizations of human history.”

When asked why he had chosen the Ottoman Empire, in particular, Baby D commented, “Under Selim and Suleiman, the empire became a dominant naval force, controlling much of the Mediterranean. The exploits of the Ottoman admiral Barbarossa Hayreddin Pasha, who commanded the Turkish navy during Suleiman's reign, led to a number of military victories over Christian navies. Among these were the conquest of Tunis and Algeria from Spain; the evacuation of Muslims and Jews from Spain to the safety of Ottoman lands (particularly Salonica, Cyprus, and Constantinople) during the Spanish Inquisition; and the capture of Nice from the Holy Roman Empire in 1543. That’s straight gangsta. It’s goin down! I'm bout Money.”

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

FIRST!!!!! BITCHES!

THUGGEDOUT said...

Yo Baby D be runnin shit in the A for real for real. get your book learnin up yo! trapaholic for life

Anonymous said...

Ottomans ain't shit compared to Achaemenid Persian Empire! Darius the Great, what! We ride on these Ottoman fools!

CHUUUUCH!

Anonymous said...

STOP SNITCHIN!

Anonymous said...

You internet wankstas are f*cking LAAAAAAME!!

THUGGEDOUT said...

I don't know if you fools are gleaming the knowledge that the Baby D is laying down here. This is some real MLK shit. Get your mind rights before you start talking smack on a nucca.

Anonymous said...

Baby D reppin' the true O.G.'s in the game. I'm moving to the A.

Anonymous said...

Hoover's contempt for King's private behavior is clear in the memos he kept in his personal files. His scrawl across the bottom of positive news stories about King's success dripped with loathing.

On a story about King receiving the St. Francis peace medal from the Catholic Church, he wrote "this is disgusting." On the story "King, Pope to Talk on Race," he scribbled "astounding." On a story about King's meeting with the pope, "I am amazed that the Pope gave an audience to such a degenerate." On a story about King being the heavy favorite to win the Nobel Prize, he wrote "King could well qualify for the 'top alley cat' prize!"

Anonymous said...

FARMA KILLA!! REPPING DES MOINES, CORN PATCH CRIP KILLAS

IOWA STAND UP!

RECORD DROPPING SUMMA 08!!!!

COP THAT SHIT!

Anonymous said...

Bout time gansta got smart. Tho...I bet it's got nothin' on Spider Loc's mixtape, "Teapot Dome and other Scandals of the Early 20th Century-Pt.II"

Anonymous said...

Of course that bitch ass nigga gonna put a album bout ancient history on Koch. Koch a graveyard!!!!!

Comin to Koch Fall 2008 - Konkistadorz featurin' Joell Ortiz, Fat Joe and Jim Jones Capo Status aka One Eyed Willy aka washed up Dominican Dude

Anonymous said...

Given the new trend, I heard 50 is going to start beefing with historical figures. Whoo Kid is dropping a mixtape where 50 disses Helen Killer entitled "Come See Me Bitch." Shit is dropping on Thisis50.com next Wednesday.

Anonymous said...

TUPAC LIVES

Alex said...

Spanish incawhat?
gimme some mexican food

Anonymous said...

Mothafucka trippin'

LOL! ROTFL!

Anonymous said...

This ain't no joke. Real Street talk.
new Rza comin on Koch, Bobby Digital up on his lines, step yo lyric game up.

Anonymous said...

real talk

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